Mackay Madness: I'm waaaay to old for this

Thursday, April 23, 2009

I'm waaaay to old for this

So last week, I went with a bunch of girls/friends from Brandon's office to the Britney Spears concert. Now, I am always up for a good time and a night out with the ladies so that was the positive thing about the evening...however; I quickly discovered that I am way to old for that concert. I found her revolting. I mean good for her that she kicked the drugs and all, but all I could think about was this poor girl flaunting around in her leotard, butt sticking out, acting like she was eighteen years old when in all actuality, she's in her twenties and has two freakin' kids. She was old news and tacky. SAD
On a good note, we had a blast and the Pussycat Dolls were amazing. "Please Fairy-Godmother, wave your wand and give me one of their bodies!"

7 comments:

jenn said...: I'm sorry, but I have always disliked Britney Spears {I know you are probably shocked to hear that...not}. She just screams trash to me.

I'm glad you had a fun night out with the ladies though! You and Amanda look so cute in all the pics.

PS- If you ask me, you DO have one of those bods. You silly girl.; April 23, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Lisa Erskine said...: All I know is that I heard Def Leppard is coming this summer...and I am totally there!!! Wanna join me???; April 23, 2009 at 4:21 PM
Amy said...: I love the Pussycat Dolls! You know what they say? You can take the girls outta of the trash but you can't take the trash outta the girl. Or something like that. You know what I mean; April 23, 2009 at 5:23 PM
THE WILLIAMS FAMILY said...: THAT'S WHY YOU JUST STICK WITH "METALLICA"... YOU'LL NEVER GO WRONG!!!!!; April 23, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Goddard Family said...: I heard she sucked it up...sorry.; April 23, 2009 at 8:05 PM
Natali Thompson said...: That is so funny. Kelli was telling us all about that concert-good thing you didn't take your girls! If you find that fairy godmother...would you see if she would grant me one too!; April 25, 2009 at 2:17 PM
schaars said...: I went to my first Britney concert with Muggs your mom got us 4th row and we had the best time ever. I was so mad that I couldn't convince any of my friends to go when she just came!; May 1, 2009 at 11:17 PM

From the mouths of "our babes":

*Our doorbell rang. Chance ran to get it. No one was there. He said, "oh darn,it must have been a knocker-ditcher." (Otherwise known as a doorbell ditcher.)

*Chance climbed in the back of the car this afternoon, and said "ewww mom, the back of your car smells gross...it smells like fries and poo all mixed together."

There was a little boy acting very naughty in Chances primary class...he turned and told the boy that he was an "ANGRY ELF." The teacher told me that it made her whole day and she nearly peed her pants laughing. (We were visiting at a different ward, which makes it even funnier because he didn't even know the boy.)

*Chance's kindergarten teacher's name is Mrs. Rasband, he came home and told Brandon that her name is Mrs. Wristband! Close enough

*As we were driving through the farmlands, Addie blurts out from the backseat, "it's cool how HAY grows, it just randomly pops up in perfect little blocks!" (She was DEAD serious)

*We came home from camping and Addie turns to me and says, "Mom, it feels so good to be home and walk on the grass and have a cup of milk!"

*We ate at a "Thai" restaurant tonight. Addie was so sick of peanuts on all of the food. She finally looked at me and said, "what the heck, do they have a peanut tree in that kitchen or what?"

*Chance asked me, "Mom, why Jesus make me so fast?" (Basically asking why he is such a fast runner)

*Chance was looking through the neighbors fence at their dog and he came running back across the street and said " oh sick, that dog just bless you'd all over my face!" Apparently, that means the dog sneezed on him!

*Chance calls "Walkie Talkies"... "Hickey Tickies"

*Hannah told me that we are going to give her "arthritis" because we are making her camp in a tent this year. (We sold our big fifth wheel last year.) Poor kids!

*We went thru the drive-up at Wendy's and they were out of Frosty's. As we pulled away, Chance murmurs to himself: "damn, damn, damn!" (I will take full responsibility for that one!) Needless to say, we had a little chat!

*Chance says that "chocolate milk" is his favorite taste!

*Chance was picking the seat of his pants today, and I said "what's wrong son, do you have a snuggy?" And he said, "no mom, I don't have a snuggly, my bums are just stuck together.

*Tonight at dinner, Addie told us that her favorite solid food is BUTTER and her favorite liquid food is SPRAY BUTTER!

*Chance told me today that his brain was making him scared to go to school. (He just kept holding his head in his hands)

*We had a "chick" die this weekend. Of course the kids made us do a burial. Apparently it freaked Chance out, and he wouldn't sleep in his bed because he just knew there were dead chicks in the sheets, and his feet could feel the feathers!

Easton "Such a Big Miracle, in such a Little Boy"

For those that don't know, our little boy nearly drowned in a bathtub accident when he was just 7 months old. I had run a bath for myself and left Easton (who could barely crawl) in his room on the floor. I ran out to the kitchen to clean up a glass my daughter had broken. When I returned to the bath... Easton had pulled himself into the bathroom and was floating face down in the water. He had his feet pajama's on which helped him slip over the side. He was under for about two - four minutes and it took four minutes of CPR from his daddy before he took his first breath. He was taken by ambulance to "Primary's" where he stayed in the ICU overnight. He had a full recovery. We are so, so lucky! He is ONE YEAR OLD now and we're so happy that our heavenly father decided that we could keep him!!! He brings so much SUNSHINE into our lives. "We love you Eastie". I put this on my blog for my own journal, but also for people to always be aware of your kids around water...they are capable of sooo much more than you may think!